I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
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if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
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The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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