Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
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the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
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Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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