Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
he puts the penis in happiness.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
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I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
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He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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