brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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