i would punch a child for taco bell
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
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We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
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You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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