I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
No subtext here. People are naked.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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