we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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