fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
