I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
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Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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