i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
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I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
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This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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