So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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