I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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