Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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