Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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