So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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