I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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