But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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