Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
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Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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