People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
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got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
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Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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