I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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