You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
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i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
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Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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