these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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