he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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