did you get engaged???
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
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He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
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Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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