I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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