Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
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If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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