Christians are straight up FREAKS
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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