if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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