we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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