At least make sure they are 18
Why
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
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If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
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I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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