Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
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I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
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I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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