Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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