Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
