let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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