Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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