CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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