Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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