hotel room ftw
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
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come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
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just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
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I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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