it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
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I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
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Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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