Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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