I wanna bring you to show and tell
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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