evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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