Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
