At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
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So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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