i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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