yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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