i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
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Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
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You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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