just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
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I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
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I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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