No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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