office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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