i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
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he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
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Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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