Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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