it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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