accomplished twins. life is a go
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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