Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
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By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
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Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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