I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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