problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
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I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
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You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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