um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I didn't notice because vodka
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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